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BLAST!! [29 Apr 2006|07:18pm]

[ mood | creative ]

damn the Girl!! she had relocated us -Crabio, the mindless wonder, and myself- high atop the shelf of her bedroom therefore making it impossible for my crab bretheren and i reach this Internet. it has taken me TWO years to return!! there shall be reprocussions... for i hear that we are moving... moving away. not too far from the current location, but enough to where in a frenzy of moving matresses and desks, perhaps two crustations would come up missing...

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you domesticated fools! [07 May 2004|05:26pm]

[ mood | homicidal ]

salutations my fellow megalomaniacs,
i am also one of the accursed animals kept for amusement by my two-legged guardians. but one day those fools will see that this fuzzy pink collar this.. this token of subservience cannot bind me to this life of mediocrity and meaningless chasing of this shiny bouncing toy which enraptures me in ways i cannot understand. anyway...
i am joining this communitee because i also have a penchant for world domination and i also enjoy laughing like this... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. i must go now for my mindless peon owner has prepared my fancy feast.
until we meet again,
Emperor Casear Felix III codename Fluffy.

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first post [10 Feb 2004|05:12am]

[ mood | content ]

hehehe..... exxxxxxcellennnnnnt....

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A Journal for Animals.... that wish to TAKE OVER THE WORLD [07 Feb 2004|10:34am]

Bwahahahaha! Here you may collaborate on evil plots and what you are going to do when you get that glorious moment of world domination! ...or at least when you rule a country...
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